Korea: Will the transition be fashionable?

There's great hope in the despot fashion world that, with the picking of Kim Jong-un as successor, a new flare will be infused into the drabbery of one of the longest lasting yet uninspired of our patrons.  Will the junior Mr. Kim strip down and be the "un" despot preferring western suits given his supposed rearing in an exclusive Swiss school?  Or, if he choses the military garb favored by "the great leader" and "the dear leader", there's hope that "the cute leader" might freshen it up.  Our suggestion: a fatigue fedora with the feather of the single chicken left in the country.  Symbolic yet refined.

Also of note: As I'm sure they were, we were disappointed to hear that elder sons "nam" and "chol" were passed over.  Nam was caught sneaking into Disneyland Tokyo on a fake passport presumably wearing a Hawaiian shirt, Berkinstocks, and Gucci Mickey Mouse glasses.  While that style had already been pioneered by South Pacific island tyrants, there was hope.  Even more to our disappointment was the aversion to "chol" aka the "girlish" one.  There were high hopes for some gender bending style in Pyongyang.  Alas, we'll see him on the runways of Berlin.